GROWN-UP SIGNS

Here are some signs a guy is finally becoming a grown-up: Seven hours of uninterrupted sleep is more valuable than staying up late.  He feels almost no desire to get any current athlete’s autograph. He’s finally learned what “escrow” means and can use it in a sentence. He no longer cares how much hair he has. And a guy is a grown-up when he realizes he fantasized about a MILF the other day, and she was the same age as he was.

Source: Men’s Health, 2/20/24